My family went down to Oceanside for my grandpa's birthday today. He turned 78. Woo old!
We went Black Angus. Now, as many of you know, I LOVE food. Especially mass quantities of it. The statement holds even more truth when the food is unhealthy.
EVERYTHING on that menu looked fan-fucking-tastic. My tears and drool mixed together in a puddle on the table as I read over all of the meals that I couldn't even try to eat. I pathetically whimpered and my parents whimpered in sympathy. Salads, appetizers, steaks, chicken, desserts!! Holy shit, I just wanted to inhale everything!
I ordered mashed potatoes.
I only ate about 1/3 of them.
By the end of the night, the pain from swallowing migrated from my throat to my ears. Talk about aggravating.
I just want to eat. :(
EDIT: Damn, my hands are HUGE!!! :P
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Yeah, I immediately noticed that...I'm just like that.
Sorry you can't eat! But just think how much fun it will be to gain 30 pounds back! Doesn't it take 5000+ calories to gain a pound of fat? There is a lot of good gluttony in your future. :)
Well, you know what they say about big hands...
I miss you, skinny boy.
I know how much this sucks. I seriously do. I felt like ass after my tonsilectomy... it seriously sucked worse than anything.
Poor Stephen :(
Come visit me when you can eat... Deacon makes really good mac and cheese (he's the big help)
You look sooo miserable in this picture I just want to hug you or cook something you can eat and bring it to you.
Ashame Shrek 3 hasn't come out yet (well maybe it just did) because then I would say we should have a viewing party since I made you watch the other 2 with me.
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