...when I am hungry but unable to eat:
My family went down to Oceanside for my grandpa's birthday today. He turned 78. Woo old!
We went Black Angus. Now, as many of you know, I LOVE food. Especially mass quantities of it. The statement holds even more truth when the food is unhealthy.
EVERYTHING on that menu looked fan-fucking-tastic. My tears and drool mixed together in a puddle on the table as I read over all of the meals that I couldn't even try to eat. I pathetically whimpered and my parents whimpered in sympathy. Salads, appetizers, steaks, chicken, desserts!! Holy shit, I just wanted to inhale everything!
I ordered mashed potatoes.
I only ate about 1/3 of them.
By the end of the night, the pain from swallowing migrated from my throat to my ears. Talk about aggravating.
I just want to eat. :(
EDIT: Damn, my hands are HUGE!!! :P