Soooo I had my appendix removed yesterday. I'm back at home, resting now. Boy is it boring recovering from surgery! :P
On top of that, there is a fire burning about 5 miles from our house. Can we add these things to the list of why 2007 is the worst year ever? (At least in my world)
Yes please.
I'll say more when I'm less hopped up on pain killers and the air quality gets a little better, ha ha
Monday, October 22, 2007
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Day 2!
Top 5 ways to embarrass Stephen:
1. Put him in a situation where everyone else knows what they are doing and he doesn't have a fucking clue which way is up.
2. Pull down his pants in front of a lot of people.
3. Catch him when he misuses a word or says something that isn't correct and then call him on it.
4. Find files on his computer of "questionable" content and ask him about them (you probably don't want to do this... nothing makes me angrier than someone snooping through my shit).
5. Make a scene in public (one in which you are really nasty/mean to someone, ESPECIALLY when said nastiness is unwarranted).
The end.
Oh, and these aren't necessarily in order of severity. In that case, number five would be my number one. Without question.
Tomorrow's List: Top 5 Flammable Objects!!!
Ooh la la!
1. Put him in a situation where everyone else knows what they are doing and he doesn't have a fucking clue which way is up.
2. Pull down his pants in front of a lot of people.
3. Catch him when he misuses a word or says something that isn't correct and then call him on it.
4. Find files on his computer of "questionable" content and ask him about them (you probably don't want to do this... nothing makes me angrier than someone snooping through my shit).
5. Make a scene in public (one in which you are really nasty/mean to someone, ESPECIALLY when said nastiness is unwarranted).
The end.
Oh, and these aren't necessarily in order of severity. In that case, number five would be my number one. Without question.
Tomorrow's List: Top 5 Flammable Objects!!!
Ooh la la!
Monday, October 15, 2007
Getting in the Rhythm
In an attempt to make blogging here into a habit, I am going to incorporate thematic writing.
Well, I use the term "writing" loosely... One, because you can hardly call what I do writing; and two, because making lists is fairly remedial (and it's not really writing... granted, it falls under the auspices of writing, but still... okay, I'll shut up now).
ANYWAY.
I originally intended to make TOP 10 lists (kind of sort of in a way borrowing the idea from David Letterman. Well, less "kind of sort of in a way borrowing" and more outright stealing). Much to my surprise and dismay, I discovered it difficult to think of interesting categories in which I could come up with 10 items. Let alone items that I would consider worthy of a top 10 list.
So, I give you.... *long, incessant drum roll* THE TOP 5 LISTS A-GO-GO!!!
A-GO-GO really increases the vibrancy of... well... pretty much EVERYTHING.
Every day (or so), I will create a new top 5 list. My hope in this regard is to provide insight into my psychoses-laden brain. You will learn. A LOT.
Trust me.
Okay, list #1 -
Top 5 NQSS-YNQSLE Foods
(Not quite so solid - yet not quite so liquid either)
1. Slightly melted coffee ice cream (preferably Haagen Dazs)
2. Strawberry La Creme yogurt (NO CHUNKS! WOO!)
3. Apple Sauce
4. Jell-O chocolate pudding
5. Strawberry Jell-O
Oh OH, I forgot one important point. These lists are not provided for the sake of criticism. I'm not eliciting arguments here (I know strawberry Jell-O may not fit into the NQSS-YNQSLE category). Just bear with me and revel in the insanity. Your life will be much easier if you do so. :)
Well, I use the term "writing" loosely... One, because you can hardly call what I do writing; and two, because making lists is fairly remedial (and it's not really writing... granted, it falls under the auspices of writing, but still... okay, I'll shut up now).
ANYWAY.
I originally intended to make TOP 10 lists (kind of sort of in a way borrowing the idea from David Letterman. Well, less "kind of sort of in a way borrowing" and more outright stealing). Much to my surprise and dismay, I discovered it difficult to think of interesting categories in which I could come up with 10 items. Let alone items that I would consider worthy of a top 10 list.
So, I give you.... *long, incessant drum roll* THE TOP 5 LISTS A-GO-GO!!!
A-GO-GO really increases the vibrancy of... well... pretty much EVERYTHING.
Every day (or so), I will create a new top 5 list. My hope in this regard is to provide insight into my psychoses-laden brain. You will learn. A LOT.
Trust me.
Okay, list #1 -
Top 5 NQSS-YNQSLE Foods
(Not quite so solid - yet not quite so liquid either)
1. Slightly melted coffee ice cream (preferably Haagen Dazs)
2. Strawberry La Creme yogurt (NO CHUNKS! WOO!)
3. Apple Sauce
4. Jell-O chocolate pudding
5. Strawberry Jell-O
Oh OH, I forgot one important point. These lists are not provided for the sake of criticism. I'm not eliciting arguments here (I know strawberry Jell-O may not fit into the NQSS-YNQSLE category). Just bear with me and revel in the insanity. Your life will be much easier if you do so. :)
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Monday, September 3, 2007
Pider!!!!!
Ewww. This thing is in the planter in our backyard:
Granted, it's not HUGE or anything. About 2 1/2 inches or so across. But still, that's plenty big for a spider, if you ask me.
I wanted to get closer to take a picture, but I was so afraid it was going to jump off its web on to my face and start chomping away.
I am not a meal, Mr. Spider. No sirree.
Welcome to my Labor Day. Please enjoy the festivities. Or lack thereof. :D
Granted, it's not HUGE or anything. About 2 1/2 inches or so across. But still, that's plenty big for a spider, if you ask me.
I wanted to get closer to take a picture, but I was so afraid it was going to jump off its web on to my face and start chomping away.
I am not a meal, Mr. Spider. No sirree.
Welcome to my Labor Day. Please enjoy the festivities. Or lack thereof. :D
Monday, August 27, 2007
You're really pretty! Thank you! So you Agree? What? You think you're really pretty...
So let's recap my Monday. Well, the amount of Monday I've had anyway:
8:00am - boss informs us she is resigning
8:30am - director informs me that I will be shifting into a different position because of my boss resigning. My new job is more stressful and chaotic, without better pay.
9:00am - doctor calls to let me know that my X-Ray showed pneumonia in my left lung. Not too bad; only need to go back to deal with it if the antibiotics I'm already on don't fix it.
10:00am - Move all of my shit to another office for the rest of the day because my desk has been taken to another building. New desk arrives? Tomorrow.
11:00am - Kinkos messed up my order estimate. Instead of the total being $1392, it was $1865. 500 dollars? Kind of a big difference.
1:00pm - While vacuuming the floor where my desk used to be, I misstep and my Prada sandal breaks. Now I am semi-sans shoes. Cute. Temporarily fixed with two rubber bands and my soul:
I think today wins the stupid Monday award. Hmmm, maybe the stupid sexy Monday award. Rubber banded Prada? I don't care what J. Timberlake says: THAT shit brought sexy back!
And my foot is damn cute. So fresh and so clean clean!
I love today.
8:00am - boss informs us she is resigning
8:30am - director informs me that I will be shifting into a different position because of my boss resigning. My new job is more stressful and chaotic, without better pay.
9:00am - doctor calls to let me know that my X-Ray showed pneumonia in my left lung. Not too bad; only need to go back to deal with it if the antibiotics I'm already on don't fix it.
10:00am - Move all of my shit to another office for the rest of the day because my desk has been taken to another building. New desk arrives? Tomorrow.
11:00am - Kinkos messed up my order estimate. Instead of the total being $1392, it was $1865. 500 dollars? Kind of a big difference.
1:00pm - While vacuuming the floor where my desk used to be, I misstep and my Prada sandal breaks. Now I am semi-sans shoes. Cute. Temporarily fixed with two rubber bands and my soul:
I think today wins the stupid Monday award. Hmmm, maybe the stupid sexy Monday award. Rubber banded Prada? I don't care what J. Timberlake says: THAT shit brought sexy back!
And my foot is damn cute. So fresh and so clean clean!
I love today.
Friday, August 24, 2007
Seriously now...
The fact there are human beings that look like this?
SO. NOT. FAIR.
That is Jason Chambers. He's hosting some show on The History Channel called "The Human Weapon." I think I will be watching (aka staring at him and drooling) on a weekly basis.
I need to go to the gym...
And get some serious plastic surgery.
SO. NOT. FAIR.
That is Jason Chambers. He's hosting some show on The History Channel called "The Human Weapon." I think I will be watching (aka staring at him and drooling) on a weekly basis.
I need to go to the gym...
And get some serious plastic surgery.
Monday, August 20, 2007
Lisa Loeb
So our city puts on a concert series in the park behind our house every Summer. And yesterday, Lisa Loeb performed. Talk about nostalgia!
She was quite an amazing performer. It was just her and her guitar. I enjoyed all 50 minutes of it. Especially considering it was free. :)
She was quite an amazing performer. It was just her and her guitar. I enjoyed all 50 minutes of it. Especially considering it was free. :)
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Coming soon!
Hawaii ramblings coming soon. For now, feast your eyes on a couple of my favorite shots from the trip:
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